dear non-existent readers.

Apologies for lack of poetry. I know that many lives depend on my careful choice of words, and so I apologise for any loss of life I may have caused. But I am banned off the computer. So yea, despite the fact that I may put many of you at risk, Mum decided to ban me anyway. If you want to take this further, you can call the police. I don't suggest you don't. (Figure that out!)
And so I bid you adieu!